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By comedyduo - 05/04/2016 04:14 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, while at my professor's office hours, I noticed one of his hands was bloody and pointed it out. Being the awkward weirdos we are, we stared at his hand in silence for a while before panicking like heck. Turns out we can't tell the difference between blood and a leaking red pen. FML.

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