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"Joshwarrior"

Today, on a chat app a girl tried to get me to pay her for sex. I said no but she was insistent and sent pictures. I then gave excuses and still said no. Now I am getting threatening texts and phone calls from her pimp. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

Top comments

PhantomCrevan 8

Have you contacted the authorities? If not, find the non-emergency line number and call them. Prostitution is illegal, as are threats and harassment.

ThrottleJockey 36

I'm powdering up my pimp hand, and it is WAY strong! Where's my money?!

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PhantomCrevan 8

Have you contacted the authorities? If not, find the non-emergency line number and call them. Prostitution is illegal, as are threats and harassment.

ThrottleJockey 36

I'm powdering up my pimp hand, and it is WAY strong! Where's my money?!