Today, my mother was reading an annual Christmas letter from an old university friend. When she remarked that she could have married him instead of my father, I replied that she wouldn't have had me then. She then said, "Exactly, I could have had his daughter instead." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML
Today, my mum told me she would rather spend Christmas with her boyfriend than with her own family. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML
Today, my mother was talking about a holiday she went on this time last year. She turned to me to say, "You would've loved it, it's a shame you couldn't come". I was there. It was just the two of us on holiday together. FML
Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML
Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML
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piedpiper303 29
Super bitch mom strikes again!
marcranger 29
Ah, Christmas. All about celebrating the joy that is family.
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Comments (106)
dannnngthatsux 19
Eff you too mom!
TogeBara 12
Guess whose Christmas present I would be returning! :D If you don't want me as your child, you must not want my gifts either!
musingandwriting 1
No one is commenting on how the OP was also sort of rude--maybe mom snapped because her kid is digging for a compliment. A between the lines "But you have me, so you're totally happy with your life, right? Cause my existence validates everything."
Shade1982 21
A child digging for a compliment from a parent, we must alert the village elders!! Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you!
kalbrek009 20
Probably because none of the rest of us saw the "glass as half full" like you...are you this depressing to the people around you as well?
bluestar_fml 12
Think of it like this, you can always threaten to dump her in a nursing home when she grows old enough. She would have no one to blame but herself!
brit628 7
U should tell her that she is going to the nursing home as soon as she can't take care of her self and if she gets sick and it up to u that ur going to pull the plug on her
arianaxoxo 8
Wow, your mom hates you.
ema_stonez 19
ouch!
worldclassrager 41
That's cruel...
kalbrek009 20
Actually, she wouldn't have had "his" daughter...probably more like a son or just a bad case of stupidity...(oh, sorry..I see she suffers from that already)...your mom is mean for saying such drivel.
TheMystery13 13
"Oh, so you could raise her to be a ***** like you?"