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Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Rowbin 0
Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch
unibrowicorn 0
your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...
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gators1995 30
Phish Food is my favorite and he stole it!!!! I would have been pissed x-(
blackwidowtaco 31
Probably best that they took that too op. nothing worse than eating your feelings.
happyfingers 15
... Who steals ice cream?
TechnoStew 21
Please tell me you had insurance!
BCShaw96 9
My house was broken into a few months ago. I know how this feels.
Daehahn 8
Hm, I have a safe, definitely should put my ice cream in it.
DUBSTEPMON 13
You spoiled **** with a laptop flat screen and other nice shit
Haaaaaank 5
If they stole the phish food then you might be able to get some insurance money
daemonsparta 16
not the phish food! monsters!
BOBBYTHEPENIS 12
THOSE BASTERDS U DONT TAKE ANOTHER MANS ICE CREAM!!