Today, my family and friends decided to throw a surprise party for my 16th birthday. I was so surprised that the shortness of breath triggered a serious asthma attack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
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Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML
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cynide 13
The party must have been Breath-Taking!
laughmaster 9
FYL OP, hopefully you had your inhaler with you and recovered quick enough to stay and enjoy the party
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Comments (45)
RedPillSucks 33
Dun Dun, Dun Dun, Dun Dun It's your birthday. We gon dial 911 like its yo birthday. Wease and moan like its yo birthday...
noelasis94 18
Do you feel that hated, and low on self esteem?
captainObviously 15
Somebody get this nerd an inhaler for their sweet sixteen !
Zebediabolical 45
Did someone steal your presents and forty bucks from your purse while you were down?
Sappheira 5
You deserve it: 911
worldclassrager 41
Asthma happens usually at the worst time...keep an inhaler on you at all times...
mattlw 25
No need to get all huffy puffy OP! Sounds like it was a breath taking experience.
needsagf14 12
This is one of those times where you say, "Other than that, how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"
mdcdeve 10
It's clearly what they wanted, YDI for not already suspecting them as murderers.
kaitlynnn95 10
I hope you're okay lol