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Anonymous Semenyih, Malaysia

Today, the ex-lecturer who I had a crush on invited me out to watch an orchestra performance with him. It got increasingly awkward as time passed, and he ran out on me during the intermission. FML

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ImminentDisaster 12

How was it awkward - are people supposed to talk during orchestral performances?

Something must've gone really wrong if it could somehow get awkward while sitting in silence and watching a performance, lol. At least you got to enjoy the rest by yourself?

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ImminentDisaster 12

How was it awkward - are people supposed to talk during orchestral performances?

Failed attempts of physical intimacy could be both silent and awkward.

my exact thoughts.... this needs a follow up

Something must've gone really wrong if it could somehow get awkward while sitting in silence and watching a performance, lol. At least you got to enjoy the rest by yourself?

You have great skills OP.

Ran out on you?! I hope you mean EX-lectu—oh, you do.

Did you at least ask him to keep your busy hands a secret...Not so much for yourself but but because you are so respected it would damage the town to hear it??

Usually, a gentleman doesn't expect a handjob until after intermission. So much for chivalry.

You were literally just listening to music. How could that become awkward?