Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, I decided to sit on the back porch for a while to enjoy the nice weather and relax. Unfortunately, one of my neighbors was outside too, having a very loud argument with his wife for about 45 minutes. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML
Today, while I was walking home, I noticed an elderly man in a wheel chair trying to paint his garage so I went over to help. His response was verbal abuse and a slap to the face with a wet paint brush. FML
Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML
Today, my house caught fire and almost burned down. My neighbour, who has always hated me, came up, patted me on the back, and said, "That sucks for you." FML
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Top comments
Kiki242 19
You should've broke his hip.
helen_ellexo 22
The elderly just wanna have fun
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Comments (96)
perdix 31
Don't **** with old people's parties! We don't have a lot of time left.
Welshite 40
Those bridge games get your heart pumping, right? They're nearly as exciting as your weekly bingo night.
perdix 31
#21, you're telling me. When I want to go 3 No Trump and my partner tries to get 5 diamonds -- damn, that's excitement!!
roza043 14
YDI for being a party pooper.
WildWonder808 14
Let them party!!!
DatPinkman 4
I doubt you'd be like that if the guy hitting him was a young man.
WildWonder808 14
Well who wouldn't be?
ty7in_topic 31
I bet the music was some classical music like Mozart and Beethoven.
Wizardo 34
Well its gonna be loud, to them the music probably sounds like a bee buzzing in their ears...
Kennuckle_fml 6
Do I hear an assault charge coming? Yes, I think I do.
jman26 11
Call the cops!
Larry01_fml 19
old people know how to party!
olpally 33
Call the cops and have the neighbor arrested for assault.
mnwlf13 3
You deserved it, you should have brought a 12 beer and join the party.