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Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML

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treli1593 0

WHY would she even say that around you?!

Something to keep in mind: Not all girls who take birth control are having sex. Even girls who have boyfriends and are taking BC aren't necessarily having sex. However, it's also really important for girls to take their birth control /every day/ at a specific time, otherwise it really messes up her body. For all anyone knows, she suddenly realized she hadn't taken it that day, and panicked. ... or maybe she's having sex with her boyfriend.

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Ydi for leatting your daughter be a ****

Oh yeah, she's a **** for MAYBE sleeping with her BOYFRIEND while taking BIRTH CONTROL. Idiot. It's not like we actually know she's sleeping with the guy, and even if she was, we don't know her age. She may be 22 and living with her parents because she's still in college... Or she may be 17. Doesn't really make a difference, because it doesn't make her a ****. At all. She's being responsible by taking birth control. Also, there could be other reasons for her to take birth control. I'm 17 and a virgin, but my mom suggested that I take the pill many times because I have really bad periods with a lot of pain involved. Don't think you can be a total ass just because this is FML. Get a life.

how the hell does that make her a ****? Oh wow shes taking the pill and possibly sleeping with her boyfriend? Yeah sounds REAL slutty to me *eye roll* plus the dad doesn't seem angry. it was just one of those "oh god, didn't need to know that!" situations. Seriously, guys aren't the only ones that have to deal with raging hormones as an adolescent. Girls do too, and it's better to be safe than sorry. Would say it was bad if it was a guy who just anounced to his dad that he just lost his virginity? No, you'd want to high five him. ugh. americans. although not all americans. I'm not generalising here. i should say ugh, males.

Aw man :/

Anal is the safest way to have sex.

well birth control works for acne to plus it's helpful to take birth control because........ OHHHHHHH now I get it

charliesheen 0

I hear you man

dude chop the weewee off!!!

britt5150 0

Well thats better than her telling u a month later..surprise ur gonna be a grandpa

**** you tuxedo. OP: who cares? Ur daughter is Gunna have sex

yaknowiverse 0

oh geez.

alliebaba7 8

Rofl