By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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bcwrape69 0

is she hot? gimme some digits?

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jkbball4195 0

wow this would be from new jersey. and yes this is completely the parents fault. if anything the mom just didn't teach her daughter any self- control.

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bugaboo810 3

13? thats so sad. I'm almost 15 and ofcourse thought about having sex with my bf but it's gonna b a while before I do anything. get that chick some condoms tho!

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goldfishsweetie 0

lol damn that's ******

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forever2009 0

it is different to wait for sex untill your married, haha. at 13 your boyfriends don't even count.

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floopthepoop 0

Hehehe... 22....

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dogsrock1 0

Don't blame her by the time I was 10 and a 1/2 I knew almost everything about sex

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albert17 0

YDI for not saying 12

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