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Today, my car was keyed, while I was still sitting in it. FML

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Hey! Let me start off by saying I'm a 5 foot tall girl and I'm not exactly frightening. Therefore it's not like me getting out of the car would have helped. And to those who said I should have drove off, I was in the passenger seat waiting on my mom so I couldn't exactly do that. And it happened so quickly too. I didn't recognize the guy and by the time I knew what had happened it was too late. Just another idiot trying to make trouble.

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How do you let that happen?

That awkward moment when you guys made eye contact while he did it...

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I'm about 5'2" and that's why I carry pepper spray. I'd have chased him down & sprayed the whole can in his face, or jumped in the driver's seat & took off after him until he shit himself. God I hate assholes like that dude!

Soooo you sat there and watched it happen?

Did you get out and start kicking some ass?!

"I would have done this...I would have done that". You can say it all you want but you have no idea what you would have done. Sometimes the shock of "wtf is going on?" Prevents you from doing anything. I think OP did the right thing. People are freaking nuts!

I kept reading it as "cat" instead of "car". I was really confused

YDI if you didn't unleash a holiday beat down

FY

So you just sat there and did nothing. Way to go.

Instead of making a comment that's is ignorant, how about you go read the follow-up first. Okay?

If my car gets keyed it's my hope that I'm in it. That way I can get out and beat the little bastards that did it.

Should have pepper sprayed him. Keying the car while you're in it could've easily be considered a threat for legal purposes.