Miscellaneous: Today, my car was found with a smashed window and a torn-apart... - FML

By minauto - 27/02/2014 23:58 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my car was found with a smashed window and a torn-apart steering column, in order to hot-wire it. The thief didn't get away with my car, though. The engine was in the garage, where I've been working on it for two days. FML

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minauto 15

Friday 28 February 2014 13:38

This actually happened to my boyfriend but he posted it from my account since he doesn't own a smartphone himself. he pulled his engine from his car to work on it (he's an auto tech student) and had been without a car for a few days. luckily he was planning on getting a new ignition, he wasn't however planning on replacing a perfectly good window... but thanks for all the comments guys, i'll be sure to let him know about all the support!

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unidentifieduser 23

Friday 28 February 2014 8:52

I'm guessing the thief didn't see the "check engine" light.

efettes 19

Friday 28 February 2014 8:59

This literally just happened to my car two days ago! He not only failed to hot wire it, but he left his phone and screwdriver in my car. -.-

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thisstinksforyou 3

Thursday 10 April 2014 19:42

Wow, this joke is almost as old as the internet. I've heard this one dozens of times for years.

TheJoker91 6

Wednesday 5 November 2014 21:01

look on the bright side, you car didnt get stolen

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