Miscellaneous: Today, my car was found with a smashed window and a torn-apart... - FML

By minauto - 27/02/2014 23:58 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my car was found with a smashed window and a torn-apart steering column, in order to hot-wire it. The thief didn't get away with my car, though. The engine was in the garage, where I've been working on it for two days. FML

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minauto 15

Friday 28 February 2014 13:38

This actually happened to my boyfriend but he posted it from my account since he doesn't own a smartphone himself. he pulled his engine from his car to work on it (he's an auto tech student) and had been without a car for a few days. luckily he was planning on getting a new ignition, he wasn't however planning on replacing a perfectly good window... but thanks for all the comments guys, i'll be sure to let him know about all the support!

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unidentifieduser 23

Friday 28 February 2014 8:52

I'm guessing the thief didn't see the "check engine" light.

efettes 19

Friday 28 February 2014 8:59

This literally just happened to my car two days ago! He not only failed to hot wire it, but he left his phone and screwdriver in my car. -.-

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arre2006 19

Friday 28 February 2014 20:38

stupid crooks are stupid

mountainguy 7

Friday 28 February 2014 21:01

good thing the thief wasn't Fred Flintstone.

Taolan 23

Friday 28 February 2014 21:02

I hope that police report makes it to Dumb Scum.

1947Chevy 17

Friday 28 February 2014 22:43

Thank god I have never had that happen wether I'm doing a rebuild or not

idioticmess 15

Saturday 1 March 2014 1:34

that awkward moment where you fail as a criminal.

Joshido 17

Saturday 1 March 2014 2:25

Sorry, OP

Rexor 9

Saturday 1 March 2014 18:25

Aw man, sorry bro. Good luck on that steering column and finding parts.

aarondrake 1

Saturday 1 March 2014 19:01

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love4evermycat 3

Wednesday 5 March 2014 10:17

hey at lest the whole car didn't get stolin

darkfireflame 15

Friday 7 March 2014 13:12

Best anti-theft defense. No engine.

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