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I'm sure he just used that as an excuse to cover the fact that he's actually a robot whose internal clock got reset at the beginning of 2016. "Oh, yes, human babe, I was so much drunk last night."

Might have taken the phrase "New year, new you" too literally

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He should not drink that much, it might damage him. Tho, be glad he approached you ;)

Someone spray painted his beer goggles!

...so now he's blind and can't tell who she is. That's the joke. :P

Wow, hope it's not a drinking problem OP..

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Why does it have to mean a drinking problem? Typically, one gets drunk at a NYE/NY party, esp. if you're younger, which it seems they are if they're just bf/gf.

Might have taken the phrase "New year, new you" too literally

You should have turned it into a fun roleplay opportunity.

funny, but that just sounds like a fight waiting to happen...

I was just going to say that. You get the fun of roleplay, he thinks he's having a fling, and then comes the real fun the next day when he figures out he cheated on you with you!

Well, what a great start for 2016. Sorry OP, I hope he got better.

I'm sure he just used that as an excuse to cover the fact that he's actually a robot whose internal clock got reset at the beginning of 2016. "Oh, yes, human babe, I was so much drunk last night."

I wish I could like this comment more than once, I laughed way too hard at this

Fuck his life for being THAT drunk.

It'll all blow over. He may have enjoyed himself a bit too much, but I would not worry about anything of such. Good luck OP.

so, he was trying to cheat on you... with you

How weird is that lol