Today, my boyfriend tells me to come over and hang with him for... - FML

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By prettyblogger - 03/11/2019 03:42

Today, my boyfriend tells me to come over and hang with him for a few hours. He calls me back before I leaven my house and tells me that he’s going to a party. I show up at the party later only to see him getting twerked on, looks me in my eyes and smiles with no regret like he doesn’t care. FML

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