Kids and School: Today, while my 8-year-old was at school, I got a call saying... - FML

By sicko - 07/11/2018 18:30 - Egypt

Today, while my 8-year-old was at school, I got a call saying that he shat and peed himself and then attacked a girl with his shit. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 24 October 2018 3:49

Take him to see a psychologist. That kid has issues.

Venom1999 19

Wednesday 7 November 2018 18:06

Yeah, that's not normal. You might want to get him to a therapist.

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distortedcognition 17

Wednesday 7 November 2018 21:56

Sounds like you raised a monkey

manb91uk 22

Wednesday 7 November 2018 23:06

Your from Egypt, Denial is your best defence

Emma Marshall 19

Thursday 8 November 2018 10:23

Is he a monkey?

DanaeZee 18

Thursday 8 November 2018 23:04

Did you visit a zoo some time before this incident? Do you remember if your son looked a bit more hairy afterwards than usually? Was there someone rattling at metal bars, crying " Don't leave without me, a monkey entrapped me and stole my clothes, I am your son" ?

tranced_ 45

Saturday 29 December 2018 0:24

probably too late already to pay any attention on him now but it's never too late is it?

randybryant799 20

Monday 27 December 2021 20:03

I don't want to sound mean but your kid needs help. Immediately.

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