Kids: Today, like every day, I have baby fever like crazy. It's my...

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By Mama Wannabe - 17/01/2017 07:37

Today, like every day, I have baby fever like crazy. It's my one year checkup after having a hysterectomy. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Monday 23 January 2017 4:06

Adoption is a valid option. Or help take care of a relative/friends baby to make sure you do want a kid and it isn't just something you feel like you should want. And that you want a baby for he right reasons.

CassylovesPocky 5

Tuesday 24 January 2017 13:07

you could find a surrogate

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GhostFox 33

Monday 23 January 2017 4:06

doglady 16

Tuesday 24 January 2017 2:28

I'm sorry OP. Could you adopt?

CassylovesPocky 5

Tuesday 24 January 2017 13:07

you could find a surrogate

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