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By Lynne - 12/09/2016 05:48 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, last time I saw my grandma I wore a skirt and she called me a whore, which caused a huge family argument. Yesterday when we visited her I wore jeans instead and she shouted at me for dressing too casually to ever attract a husband and accused me of being a lesbian. Fuck you grandma FML
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Nickimariek 20

Sounds like someone needs to sneak some alcohol in your grandmas drinks, maybe she'll be nicer then. lol

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cookingoil18 6

As long as your comfortable with what your wearing, that's all that matters.

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Nickimariek 20

Sounds like someone needs to sneak some alcohol in your grandmas drinks, maybe she'll be nicer then. lol

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ladyvidel 19

Nah, just bake her some 'special' brownies like my mom used to do for her mother. Problem solved!

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Magatu 3

Sounds like grandma needs to do a lot less talk and a lot more action...you're up grandpa!

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sturschaedel 27

She probably expects you to wear a skirt that reaches your mid-calfs and a twin-set. Probably what she wore when she met your grandpa.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Then she'd get on OP for showing ankle and call her a *****.

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cookingoil18 6

As long as your comfortable with what your wearing, that's all that matters.

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One_In_Three 24

Even if it's a nazi uniform?

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creditless 14

whether you're a ***** or a lesbian, it's your job to be the best... at least then she can't say you're mediocre

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sazarath 4

Damn, that point when you just get so old and cranky that everyone else around you has to be miserable too.

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jimmyanonymous 3

try a dress next time. third times the charm right? if not feed her rat poison.

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