Today is mothers day. I stayed up until 6 am making a beautiful...

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By eurynome_liri - 12/05/2019 23:08 - United States - Des Moines

Today is mothers day. I stayed up until 6 am making a beautiful gift only for her to tell me she made plans with a co-worker she hates and has left town because she forgot we had a day planned. FML.

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