Work: Today,I witnessed a woman stealing jewelry from the antique mall...

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By wow... - 09/07/2016 00:20

Today,I witnessed a woman stealing jewelry from the antique mall I work at and when I called her out on it my boss fired me for "angering a customer"

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Sady_Ct 37

Saturday 9 July 2016 16:32

Well, at least you know where to get jewellery you can sell to make ends meet. :/

YaBoiSeabass 15

Saturday 9 July 2016 17:39

Welp you'll be the one laughing when he notices all the missing jewelry

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Sady_Ct 37

Saturday 9 July 2016 16:32

Well, at least you know where to get jewellery you can sell to make ends meet. :/

YaBoiSeabass 15

Saturday 9 July 2016 17:39

Welp you'll be the one laughing when he notices all the missing jewelry

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 23:48

I hate to say it, but you better report it to the police, and quickly. If he's in on it, then you just became a perfect scapegoat. Good luck.

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