Today, I went to an Italian restaurant with a woman. Everything...

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By huge red flag right there - 14/01/2024 22:53 - United States

Today, I went to an Italian restaurant with a woman. Everything was going fine, until she said she didn’t want any grated parmesan on her pasta. I just got up and left. FML

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Ubehage 32

Saturday 3 February 2024 14:29

I guess you don't like parmesan, so you were hoping to find a woman who will eat yours? Or what is the logic here? You sound very strange.

Hangryko 29

Thursday 22 February 2024 10:56

Thank God, she dodged a bullet.

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Ubehage 32

Saturday 3 February 2024 14:29

I guess you don't like parmesan, so you were hoping to find a woman who will eat yours? Or what is the logic here? You sound very strange.

Hangryko 29

Thursday 22 February 2024 10:56

Thank God, she dodged a bullet.

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