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Today, I went shopping with my two-year-old nephew. He threw a tantrum in the middle of the store because I would not show him my "boobies". A man came up to us and said I should do what my nephew wanted. FML

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Izabushel tells us more.

Izabushel 65

OP here. Having been 'blessed' with a bodacious bustline since early teens, I am used to men having difficulty maintaining eye contact with me, but my nephew has taken it to a new level. I thought that we might have an interesting day because when he came into my room in the morning, one of the first things he said to me was "Boobies gone!" and I said yes, boobies are gone because I was dressed. He then kept on saying 'bring boobies back!', in other words, show him my breasts. And of course I wouldn't. We then go shopping, he got tired and cranky, and thus ended with this situation. He normally is the loveliest and sweetest kid you could imagine. An absolute treasure. I am not just saying that because I am his Aunt. However he does have this obsession with breasts. Well mine in particular. I look very similar to my sister, so I don't know, maybe its a comfort thing going back to when he was breast fed. Then again I have been told I have magically comforting breasts. But he only does it with me so it's not like he is attacking random women in the street asking to see their breasts.

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WCARlover 35

The man was just trying to be helpful, I mean, he probably even offered to unhook your bra too, just in case you might have trouble with doing it yourself. What a gentleman.

shireman97 6

I don't know which persons smarter

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Comments (111)

Jag_v 7

Man! Kids these days, sigh

hanymandy 6

Who taught your nephew about boobies to begin with? That's the first issue

Demonfish 14

You do know the biological purpose of 'boobies' right?

Serisent 26

Sounds to me like someone needs a spanking. Or a time out, or to be taken from the store immediately rather than allowing the situation to escalate so severely. Whichever mode of punishment you prefer. In any case, that sort of behavior is entirely unacceptable.

Serisent 26

Actually, I'm not a parent. I'm just used to dealing with bratty children who don't know how to behave themselves.

daminantion 14

Wait are we talking about the man or the nephew? I don't know about you guys, but I don't mind a spanking every now and then ^_^

Serisent 26

Wanting to eat or being sleepy are no excuses for such behavior in a two year old. Also, I never said anything about 'beating' a child. I said a spanking. They are two very different things.

GigaPudding_fml 24

In some countries (Sweden for example) spanking your kids isn't allowed. And there are better ways to deal with children than hitting them if you ask me.

klutz44 28

47 - If you're shopping and running errands long enough for your toddler to get tired and hungry, that's your fault as a parent. Don't punish your child for your mistakes. Know your child and their limits. Put their needs first!

hienzburgess 9

Rule # 1, when a child throws a tantrum, best form of treatment is to ignore and walk away. That, or spank the shit out of him.

DocBastard 40

No, the best thing to do is ignore it. Spanking should be reserved only for the very worst offences like hurting someone on purpose. But it should NEVER be used on a child who is too young to know that what he did was wrong.

wlddog 14

I got 3 kids. Doc is right. There is no point in spanking a kid that is too young to know what is going on. However, spanking a little later in life is NOT off the table at my house. My kids are very hard headed, but I like to give them a choice. Either do as they were told, or get a spanking and do as they were told anyway. Oddly enough, they still choose the spanking ever so often, just to call the bluff. For the record, it never ends well for them when they try to call the bluff.

LovesSushi 25

I don't understand why strangers feel the need to tell others how to raise their children.

S182 15

Umm.. He wasn't telling her how to raise the child...

LovesSushi 25

Interjecting that she should do what the nephew wanted is telling her what to do. He should have just kept his mouth shut.

Serisent 26

I think you're missing the point. He wanted to see her 'boobies'.

Demonfish 14

17- the dude just wanted a good look at her 'boobies', as well as the nephew. It's unlikely that he gave a damn about how the child was being raised.

LovesSushi 25

I didn't miss the point, I didn't want to repeat what everyone above me had already said. If a child is cranky and acting out, a stranger doesn't need to interject, even if they think they are being funny or helpful. That is the point I was trying to make.

THEsuperMANLYman 10

48-u clearly need to find a sense of humor

CharresBarkrey 16

First of all, it wasn't her kid. Second of all, he didn't tell her how to raise him, because she isn't the one raising him. He made a joke. There was no advice given.

LovesSushi 25

I do have a sense of humor. I am sorry that everyone disliked my opinion, all I could think is that if you are dealing with a small child who is cranky and acting out, no matter what someone says to you, positive, negative, a smart ass comment, it is not helpful because of what you are dealing with. That is it. I am sorry that I got so many people riled up over this.

alwayswinning123 7

Lots of creeps in this world

Satoaoi 13

makes you wonder what he sees his dad and mom doing

ultra_notorious 26

I get the impression that he's seen them before, more more time wouldn't hurt

TheCutestLizard 28

Or may he wasn't whistling at you and you're just vain?

Izabushel 65

OP here. Having been 'blessed' with a bodacious bustline since early teens, I am used to men having difficulty maintaining eye contact with me, but my nephew has taken it to a new level. I thought that we might have an interesting day because when he came into my room in the morning, one of the first things he said to me was "Boobies gone!" and I said yes, boobies are gone because I was dressed. He then kept on saying 'bring boobies back!', in other words, show him my breasts. And of course I wouldn't. We then go shopping, he got tired and cranky, and thus ended with this situation. He normally is the loveliest and sweetest kid you could imagine. An absolute treasure. I am not just saying that because I am his Aunt. However he does have this obsession with breasts. Well mine in particular. I look very similar to my sister, so I don't know, maybe its a comfort thing going back to when he was breast fed. Then again I have been told I have magically comforting breasts. But he only does it with me so it's not like he is attacking random women in the street asking to see their breasts.

Pyapi 20

OP, I'm not a parent or anything, but my brother also had a similar phase as your nephew when he was younger. It eventually passed and now he almost prefers computers to boobies. It's just a phase and he'll eventually grow out of it :)

Jac_d_ipper 10

Hi OP, this is the first FML I am reading where an OP has commented back to explain. Good on ya and ur boobies...lol

LLSpanky 24

I want to hear more about the 'magically comforting' part.

Izabushel 65

My work colleagues used to say I had magic breasts. One of the hospitals I worked at years ago had a methadone programe with the maternity unit, and we would get babies born addicted to various drugs, mainly heroin. Once you have heard the cry of a baby who is withdrawing from heroin you never forget it. It's heart breaking. Anyway I seemed to have the right touch, and with my magic breasts, I was generally able to settle the unhappiest baby. Bundle them up nice and tight, give them a dummy, prop them upright resting on my magic boobs, and then I would read to them, generally what ever book I was reading at the time. I often wonder how many young teens there are in South Western Sydney with an inexplicable liking for Terry Pratchett.

unlifeoftheparty 10

why in the world are you letting him see your boobs to begin with?

chottu 16

OP - I live in SWS :) This FML gave me the giggles, and then I was set off again when you mentioned your magic boobs. The man was abit of a creeper though...

Jac_d_ipper 10

OP those were not your magic boobies working but was your magic heart that comforted the babies. *A huge thumbsup*

Eisenhorn 10

I believe photographic proof may be needed. You know, to lend the story more credit :P

InhumanX 7

#95-If you would actually take the time to read her next comment you'd realize she didn't show her boobs at all, her nephew just has an obsession with her boobs...

Sneaky95 9

I second that!!

legendxs 20

Men always have addiction to woman boobies. Nothing wrong about that. Actually it is scientifically proven, that even when kids grow up - the woman breasts comforts a person in a different ways.