Today I went for a body massage, and I got so turned on by the...

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By Seth - 27/12/2017 21:37 - India - Mumbai

Today I went for a body massage, and I got so turned on by the rubbing that I ejaculated, soaking the disposable paper underwear... I was so embarrassed that I just ran out. FML

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Akitakat 31

Friday 29 December 2017 14:39

So let me get this straight... there is now a naked guy running around Mumbai with a ‘soiled’ paper diaper on? Seems legit.

saffy66 34

Saturday 30 December 2017 9:59

Supposedly it happens a lot. Probably why you get the disposable underwear in the first place.

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Akitakat 31

Friday 29 December 2017 14:39

So let me get this straight... there is now a naked guy running around Mumbai with a ‘soiled’ paper diaper on? Seems legit.

saffy66 34

Saturday 30 December 2017 9:59

Supposedly it happens a lot. Probably why you get the disposable underwear in the first place.

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