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Britters89 United States

Today, I was running late and realized I had locked my keys in my car. Frantic, I threw a rock through the drivers side window to retrieve them, just before noticing the passenger side door was unlocked. FML

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britters89 0

yes, I definitely failed..... I had an exam at 10:00 and thought it was 11:00. Professor locks the door at the beginning, and I would have failed the class if I was late. Fortunately, my brother repairs windows, so i ended up getting it fixed for free :)

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maichido 0

Why would you even do that?! Plus, wouldn't it be common sense to check all doors to confirmed they're indeed locked?

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iViN 0

Idiot... think before act!

carkel 0

Now.... why would you ever do that? wouldn't the logical thing be to check and see if the doors were actually... oh, I dont know, Locked?

sunney3 0

okay, if you were running late, dear idiot- why would you smash you're window? were you expecting to whiz down the highway with no window on the drivers side. jesus, get a grip, dont be be so frantic next time. get a hold of estrogene!

theblazian 0

What the hell kind of job do you have where the threat of being late makes it rational to destroy your window? Do you destroy things because you are late often?

CarraCristene 0

These kind of FML's make me sad&&ashamed to be a girl.

themixedt4pe 0

Ditto. =[

slaoN_810 0

are all women in California ****** morons?

ruckerpark364 0

no, but a lot are blonde

RFreedom 0

i knew you were a woman :P

Incubuss 0

You were in so much of a rush that you threw a ROCK through your window? Holy **** you're dumb.

outofitall 0

YDIx1000^100 That is probably the dumbest thing I've ever read on FML.