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By BlackAndBlue - 16/04/2016 20:32 - United Kingdom - Newport
Today, I was messing around with a plastic cup, and I sucked the air out of it to stick it to my face as a joke to amuse my friends. I left the cup there for too long and now I have three, dark purple bruises on my chin. I look like someone punched me. FML