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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

HearMyStory

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend, when his mother walked in. She took one look at us, and laughed, then decided that then would be a good time to tell her son, "See, I told you fat girls don't know how to give good BJ's! I'm surprised you can hold a boner with all that weight on you." FML.

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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interesting33 37

i have no words.im so sorry she is being a bulky and acting so cruel.maybe read what j K Rowling said about larger girls and the difference between Hermione and Pansy? take care OP. we are on your side.

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SteelSoul5 9

What a bitch

interesting33 37

i have no words.im so sorry she is being a bulky and acting so cruel.maybe read what j K Rowling said about larger girls and the difference between Hermione and Pansy? take care OP. we are on your side.