Today, I was driving home with all my window&roof open a A driver... - FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2020 20:31

Today, I was driving home with all my window&roof open a A driver that was mad decided throw her cigarette into my car.my 3 kids in the car and I thought my baby was being burned that bitch literally got away with everything I ended up being arrested for having a panic attack and rear ending her.

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Wednesday 22 January 2020 20:32

I forgot to mention I am all over the ******* news FMMMLL

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Wednesday 22 January 2020 20:32

I forgot to mention I am all over the ******* news FMMMLL

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