Today I was at an amusement park waiting to go on the bumper... - FML

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By Chris - 02/07/2017 17:49 - United States - Woodside

Today I was at an amusement park waiting to go on the bumper cars when a little boy in line near me runs over grabs my boob and yells mom it's so squishy! Fml

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 6 July 2017 8:23

It would be perfectly understandable to slap the kids hands or face, in my opinion. He's old enough to know better, because he's obviously old enough that he knows he's not supposed to touch people there.

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