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By eanelyeliab - 14/03/2016 23:48 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I was accepted to my dream school with almost a full ride. I excitedly told my boyfriend of two years who congratulated me and then proceeded to ask how the hell we will be able to stay together while living four states away for four years. I had to make a decision. FML.

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