Today, I waited for over an hour in a park for a date who didn't show up. I finally left because someone came up to me and accused me of creeping on their kids. FML
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mindjob 14
And run I did! Well, not really, but I got out of there as fast as possible. I was too embarrassed about being stood up and being accused of watching kids to have a sharp wit and a good response. An excuse was mumbled and I got out of there! And 54, I wouldn't normally wait longer than a half hour at most, but I suppose I was pretty hopeful for this date!
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dawnimus 21
Just say you're waiting for someone and stand your ground! Not everyone who sits in a park is a creeper. Although, after an hour they probably weren't coming :( sorry OP, bad luck.
jazzy_123 20
"Run bitch ruuuun!" lol no but really, I would have ran out of there before it got serious
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Comments (67)
ober80 6
I would've replied actually I am waiting for a date that I appear to be getting stood up on but thank you for your concern.
Niedermayer_20 12
Should of known that a date in a park was never going to happen.
BigJonMX 2
You need to move to another town/city/country. where is this 'failed' society so I can avoid it.
Kris1520 14
I don't think anyone should change yo please others. You can go wherever you like and if some uptight bitches are so worried they can keep their kids at home.