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By oombaga - 03/06/2016 23:28 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I told a pun at university, when all of a sudden my foot was in a sharp pain and I collapsed to the floor. Turns out I had fractured bones in my foot, all while standing still. The worst part? I can't even remember the god damn pun. FML.

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