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By Betty - 29/07/2016 21:44 - United States - Bristol

Today, I saw someone posting the MLS of a house her family intends to buy. Prior to this, she let everyone know that she intends to buy a new car when she "nails the job" for which she has been interviewing. I'm pretty sure it's the same job to which I applied and interviewed. FML

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CaityMandy 10

Tuesday 9 August 2016 7:40

I don't understand the correlation between your first two sentences.

inappropes 31

Sunday 31 July 2016 3:24

So? She hasn't got the job yet just has confidence she is going to.

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inappropes 31

Sunday 31 July 2016 3:24

So? She hasn't got the job yet just has confidence she is going to.

CaityMandy 10

Tuesday 9 August 2016 7:40

I don't understand the correlation between your first two sentences.

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