Today, I'm about to go to sleep in my car because my sister and... - FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 21:05

Today, I'm about to go to sleep in my car because my sister and her boyfriend had sex in the living room. They both came home shitfaced while I was at the PS4, I was kicked out when they started to make out and my sister crashed into my car for trying to park hers. I can actually hear their moaning. FML

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