Miscellaneous: Today, I learned why I haven't been accepted to any of the colleges...

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By TheCurvyGamer - 15/03/2016 20:43 - United States - Washington

Today, I learned why I haven't been accepted to any of the colleges I applied to yet. My mom told me she burned all the acceptance letters, and now it's too late to call any of them back. FML

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