Kids: Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you...

I'm going to say that either the kid went to the bathroom and used a little too much toilet paper so it got backed up, or they put something in to make it get backed up. Either way, you're a stupid babysitter .

peacegirl345 0

Friday 12 February 2010 23:49

what's YDI?

rubina 0

Monday 29 November 2010 6:23

it stands for You Deserve It

eagleclaw58 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:11

the kid missed cuZ at the top it say popper scooper

Sniper3000 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:53

wow fail fml.

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The Top

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

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Today, I'm a graduate of a wealthy public school in So Cal. It astonishes me how many of my classmates don’t see a problem with today’s politicians, or gas, rent, and food prices. I was given shelter but had to earn everything I had growing up. I knew I wasn’t crazy though they acted like I was. FML

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The Top

Today, I saw a girl with the same shirt as me. I excitedly pointed it out. She punched me in the face. I didn’t think people actually got mad about that. FML

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Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML

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Today, my boss's incompetent, lazy son got another raise. He only started working here five months ago. Since then he's been promoted twice and given a Bentley as a company car. All this while company profits are in the shitter and the rest of us are facing a wave of layoffs. FML

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Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML

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Today, I tipped my head back to take my nighttime meds and my birth control fell straight up my nose like it was aiming for a hole-in-one to my brain. I got it out, but now I have a migraine, awful sinus pain, and can feel a nose bleed coming on. FML

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Today, a man came by with a large drink and sat next to me in the bus terminal. In all his wisdom, he tried setting it between the seats. Naturally, it spilled all over me. I now have to sit with a soaked pair of pants and a wet carry on from Nashville to Atlanta. The bus trip is 5 hours long. FML

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