Kids: Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you...

By Pooperscooper - 20/07/2009 18:45 - France

Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you hear the toilet flush and then the words "uh oh", it's already too late. FML

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ama17 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:22

This would've been a way better FML if we actually KNEW what you had lost...?

rxxk 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:05

She lost her virginity.

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TheBigDawg 8

Friday 1 April 2011 12:15

I guess you could say they had... ::affixes sunglasses:: ...one crappy indoor pool.

Nadeslos 4

Monday 12 December 2011 13:40

So cute but so devilish at the same time.

janro72 10

Monday 26 December 2011 17:49

EWWWW

EduJav321 24

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:01

Now say it the way Peter Griffin does it

ManBroSkiGirl 10

Friday 13 April 2012 0:07

Guys.. it clearly says in the name of the FML what happened.

bbf17 2

Friday 14 September 2012 18:32

thanks for letting us know what its to late for ya darsh

mavman79 5

Friday 28 December 2012 13:56

I need closure on this anecdote!!!

BabyV83 11

Wednesday 3 April 2013 6:11

Ooh yea... I flushed $200 when I was 5 yrs old! My mom won't let me forget it lol -.-

awkwardteddycat 6

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:32

If you're reading this, it's too late

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