Health: Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is...

By CancerFdMyLife - 26/09/2013 13:50 - United States - Washington

Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering and twitching like a meth-head, and my co-workers are asking when Jesse will be showing up with my "stuff". FML

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By full bladder - 28/04/2015 22:39 - United States - Valrico

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML

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Unfair

By I'm not a junkie ffs - 26/11/2023 13:00 - United States

Today, I was dismissed because of my company's strict "no drugs" policy. Yesterday, I had a talk with my team leader and confessed that I have to take antidepressants; this arse then reported it to the management, and they fired me because they are not aware of what these pills contain, and it could affect my performance. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 03:00 - United States - Winchester

Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML

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Autopilot

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 05:00 - Canada

Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML

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Shitpants blues

By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 02:01

Today, I recently started taking some antidepressants and they have been working really well for me, except for the fact that they have made me crap my pants twice now. Both times in public. FML

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Lost in the sauce

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 13:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I found out that the mice infestations I've been fighting for the last two weeks was actually a recurring series of tactile/visual/auditory hallucinations, a side effect of a normal, prescribed, dosage of ADHD meds. FML

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Tough choice

By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, I was prescribed medicine for anxiety. Without it, my stomach churns all day. With it, I shake uncontrollably and my eyes twitch. Now I have to choose between diarrhea and rude stares from people in public. FML

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By BigHelp - 08/07/2015 00:52 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, my new antidepressants finally kicked in. I switched to them to try to control my anxiety. Turns out that the most common side effect, funnily enough, is nervousness. Guess I should've done more research. FML

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By Druggie - 07/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Culver City

Today, after a week of being tired and depressed, I realized my bottles for anti-depressants and muscle relaxants had gotten switched around. FML

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Sleep tight

By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 21:30

Today, my depression caused me to sleep through my appointment to try and get more antidepressants. We love mental instability. FML

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Thursday 26 September 2013 18:54

So when is he bringing the "stuff"?

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 26 September 2013 18:59

Soon you'll be selling office supplies for hits, and holding coworkers up at stapler-point for more money, deadline tomorrow noon.

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worldclassrager 39

Thursday 26 September 2013 20:11

That's too bad.,,hope your body gets used to the medication and stops that...

angelofmusic113 9

Thursday 26 September 2013 20:11

Apparently no one understood this reference...

YeahYeahYeahOK 6

Thursday 26 September 2013 20:31

Make sure you only take the BLUE crystal!! if youre "antidepressant " is any other color its absolutely low grade meth and you need to get youre money back...

KingreX32 21

Thursday 26 September 2013 20:48

how does that work?......never mind.

implastikz 7

Thursday 26 September 2013 21:09

Read between the lines.....Canadians

cina5 19

Thursday 26 September 2013 21:14

Blue meth

Not_Impressed13 9

Thursday 26 September 2013 21:44

Viagra?

Peachy2392 26

Thursday 26 September 2013 21:45

Heisenberg's signature blue meth.

acrasia 5

Thursday 26 September 2013 21:48

My antidepressant does the same thing, OP. I bet we're taking the same medication!

splitintwo 6

Thursday 26 September 2013 21:58

That may mean your dose is too high. Definately talk to your doctor.

RachelRHCP 23

Thursday 26 September 2013 23:07

I've been on many antidepressants but that's never happened to me... maybe try a lower doseage or different kind.... that is unless you like acting twacked out:)