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By mrandmrsanoymous - 29/03/2016 19:03 - United States
Today, I had to leave my dog in the house because it was raining. When I got home I discovered that he trapped himself in my bedroom, shat on the floor, and ran laps around the room tracking and spraying shit everywhere - including the cieling. He also knocked a head-shaped hole in the wall. FML