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Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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Lol that sucks! But it's better than having your car stolen and then calling your car phone and talking to the guy. (Seinfeld reference anybody?)

cherrypieguy 0

dont feed the troll

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I love the illustration! I love her face in the panel when she says "You Asshole!" its such a great combination of shock and anger :)

cactus_fml 0

Bahahaha.

Hahahaha. Oh wow. Green dress and shes wearing red in the drawing. And The FML is about a guy. Fantabulistic. xD

i've read this before lol why is there so many repeats :(

usually i hate when people add to the FMLs but this was awesome... hahaha also.. i love boom boom pow :(

LMAO the illustration is hilarious "My ringtone is Boom Boom Pow because I'm soooooo original"

Uber_G33k 0

Boom Boom Pow is probably my least favorite song... next to pretty much every Jonas Brothers song. I hate them. Why does everyone seem to like songs like that? What happened to the Beatles!? Just because half of them are dead doesn't mean their songs aren't bad...

I hate the Jonas Brothers, my friend is obbsessed with them.

wonderwoman23 0

i didnt get it

You seem to be looking for important things, like your wallet and phone, quite a bit... It might be time to start looking for a new boyfriend.