Work: Today, I had finally had an interview after sending tens of applications....

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By epicfail - 01/04/2016 11:21 - New Zealand

Today, I had finally had an interview after sending tens of applications. I practiced for hours, reached early, spent $200 on business attire only to discover they "accidentally" invited me for the interview and the position was already taken. Fml.

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