Miscellaneous: Today, I had an assignment due in less than two hours, so I applied...

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By mint eyes - 15/03/2016 04:42 - United States - Ogden

Today, I had an assignment due in less than two hours, so I applied peppermint oil to help myself focus. About thirty minutes later, my eye started itching--and long story short, I now know why we have more than one finger. FML

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