Today, I got told once again that my needs in bed were “too much... - FML

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By dryspellhell - 26/07/2019 09:09

Today, I got told once again that my needs in bed were “too much effort” for my partner. Mind you, I’ve cut back on my wants and desires to make it easier on her. But I’m “too much effort” when I tell her the things she does, like slapping my boob or fat, doesn’t turn me on. FML

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