Miscellaneous: Today, I found out everyone in my family thinks I have a yeast...

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By Yeasty - 26/07/2016 09:36

Today, I found out everyone in my family thinks I have a yeast infection because of my sudden interest in eating yogurt. The grocery store just started carrying the brand I like, but they don't believe me. FML

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Elgrin 15

Wednesday 27 July 2016 10:00

What the hell does eating yogurt have to do with yeast infections?

ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 27 July 2016 22:26

Yogurt is supposed to help cure and prevent yeast infections apparently. It involves the bacteria inside the yogurt but I'm not sure exactly how.

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Elgrin 15

Wednesday 27 July 2016 10:00

What the hell does eating yogurt have to do with yeast infections?

ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 27 July 2016 22:26

Yogurt is supposed to help cure and prevent yeast infections apparently. It involves the bacteria inside the yogurt but I'm not sure exactly how.

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