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By never going to orgasm again - 02/03/2016 21:15 - United States
Today, I finally had an hour alone without kids or anything that needed to be done, for the first time in months. I got out my vibrator and almost started when my husband (he refuses to touch me) decided to come home for lunch. The babysitter dropped the kids off as he was leaving. Fml