This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today I drove to a new area, parked and took off for an afternoon jog. Two hours later, I panicked! I forgot where I parked and it was dark outside. After searching with no luck, I ordered an Uber and later found my car. I got in the car and took another loss VIA call #dumpedbeforechristmas WOW FML