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By Anonymous - 14/01/2020 21:05

Today, I came in about 6am from work after a nightshift. I had my hood up as I got soaked from the rain walking home. As I went to get food from the cupboard, I felt a sharp pain between my legs. My sister had kicked me in the balls, thinking I was breaking in. She said it was my fault. FML

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