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By Anon2000 - 18/02/2020 04:10
Today, I awoke bursting for a wee. I crept to the bathroom & lifted the toilet lid. Little did I know, I hadn’t lifted it enough to counteract the ‘auto close’. It closed as I sat too pee. My pee splashed back all over me. And my floor. Im a girl. Mopping the floor at 3am. After showing. FML