Love: Today, due to a health insurance mix up, my schizophrenic girlfriend... - FML

By Eganstein - 12/11/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, due to a health insurance mix up, my schizophrenic girlfriend has been off her meds for a little over a week. She's convinced I can read her mind, and if I don't stop "pretending" she'll slit my throat in my sleep. Her medication won't be available for at least another two weeks. FML

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Eganstein 3

Saturday 17 November 2012 21:45

Just an update, she is in the hospital doing better, and my throat is in tact. And for everyone telling me to leave her, its not gonna happen

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Beeftinkle 13

Monday 12 November 2012 8:39

Take her to the e.r. They have to give her medication when it is this serious

DogStew 20

Monday 12 November 2012 8:42

911! Urgent care! Psychiatric Emergency! Pick one! Death threats should not be taken lightly! Seriously, call 911! the hospital will have her meds.

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shannon2348 14

Tuesday 10 December 2019 16:12

I'm not buying this. It's super dangerous for a schizophrenic to be off their meds. No reliable doctor would let that happen.

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