Today, boss sent me home early after working for nearly 2 weeks... - FML

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By Sebastian - 13/08/2017 12:36 - United States - Anchorage

Today, boss sent me home early after working for nearly 2 weeks straight. I came home went straight to my room, and as I open the door, I walk into my girlfriend and my sister climaxing at the same time screaming how much they love each other. Looks like I'm in the singles club again. FML

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