Today, at work I thought of pranking the cute and dainty new... - FML

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By back to the drawing board - 06/02/2018 00:13 - United States - New York

Today, at work I thought of pranking the cute and dainty new hire with a realistically detailed plastic cockroach. When she saw it, she walked away with no reaction. After failing, as I pick it up, it suddenly ran away causing me to squeal. The "bait" was in my pocket the whole time. FML

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