Miscellaneous: Today, an old crush of mine were talking until I scrolled through...

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By cesander - 28/01/2016 21:16 - United States

Today, an old crush of mine were talking until I scrolled through a photo in my gallery of my brother. She asked who it was and I responded "My brother. What, do you think he's handsome". Her response, "Compared to you, yes, very". FML.

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